Knock, Knock and Other Jokes

So Bekah has discovered knock, knock jokes... and tells them all the time. Although she gets the punch line messed up 9 times out of 10.

A typical joke for her goes something like this:


"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Tree branch!"


Ensuing maniacal laughter from the four year old.

And then there is her favorite joke...

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the stop sign!"


(replace chicken and stop sign with whatever she sees on the ride home.... a rock, a camper, a bicyclist... anything!)


Every once in a while she does come  up with a gem though. This is her most recent one...


"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who, who?"
"Is that an owl I hear?"

LOL! Too funny! I love my little ham!